The Six-County State, which the British call northern Ireland, is an abnormal and fundamentally undemocratic scum sectarian entity, which is glued together by British taxpayers monies, to the tune of 12 billion pound sterling annually, to keep a hold on Irish resources, for the City of London, since 1921.
The right to political protest, is denied there, to those who refuse to bow to the parameters of British Viceroyal Villiers. For the Stormont junta and it's British masters, civil rights only apply to those gobshites, who lick the arse of the British Crown in Ireland. The only thing useful about the latest 'Stormont House Agreement' is to wipe your arse with it, so I will let you get it on paper yourself instead, if you don't take my word for it. It's simply another sellout by careerist gobshites, of the people of no property, like the blueshirts in the south of Ireland.
Before her loafs are vanquished, her royal Gobshite must examine them for quality, after which he must deiicately remove any remaining arsebiscuits, with some cunninglingus. It is rumoured that the old gobshite is getting a bit shakey in the knees and tongue lately and he may be bestowed the honour of some assistance from an Xpensive Quill. Apparently they both have a condition, that is commonly called societal stockholm syndrome, and it's very effective with commoners, in British Occupied Ireland, seemingly.
The Connemara Dictionary, originated in the West of Ireland, particularly in Mayo, Galway and parts of Tipperary after the blueshirts forced the natives to speak English, so they came up with some mock English words of their own. The following are words and phrases, that can often be heard in what some call culchiedom:
A fierce pile of bog : A sizable quantity of bog
G'wan ta fuck autt a dat:Please go away
A Thundering fuck :An unreliable person
A shlap in the face of a brick:To be struck square in the face with a brick
A soft day :Miserable fucking weather
Hardy man :Someone who can survive waking up buck naked in filthy ditch water on January the first after a year long drinking session
Machine : General purpose term used to refer to any man made implement more advanced than a pitch fork
Hang sangwedge :
Salty ham surrounded by two slices stale bread. A buffer of cheap margarine, preferably Blue-Band (half inch thick) must separate the ham from the bread. A top class hang sangwige will of course contain a sprinkling of sand.
A paka ha tayho :A bag of crisps
Finches, ave'u the :Have you the Finches orange soda
Girleen:Any girl an older man would like to get his leg over.
Land Rover :Usually a ford escort van that has seen better days.
Mighty :Indicative of something being very good
Craic :Fun, as in Mighty Craic or The Craic was Mighty
Locked :Very drunk
After a few shcoops :reasonably drunk
Flahed :a state of extreme exhaution, usually brought on by consecutive locked nights
Fien :Man whose name is unknown, or unremembered at the present time.
Fine piece of shtuff :used to describe a person considered attractive.
Bollox :multiple uses, generally derogatory
Cunt of a ting :Something very difficult to do or use.
Jaysus :An expression of surprise.
Be Jaysus :An expression of sheer surprise.
Fukdat :An expression of mild displeasure
Yoke :Just about anything whose proper Description doesn't spring to mind
Fierce :It is, yes.
Eeegit :Somebody less intelligent than oneself. i.e. a complete fool altogether
A cute Hoor :
Somebody more intelligent than oneself. i.e. not a complete fool altogether. In some situations this may refer to a person's ability to weasal out of buying their round of drinks, particularlary in
Co Cork, as in "Ye Cute Cork Hoor".
A tight Kunt:
Similar to "A cute Hoor" and again has very little to do with the fairer sex except in perhaps her inability to fork out for her share of the booze.
Gobshite: Someone very high in the "Eeegit" stakes but will generally be a tourist or perhaps from Loonderry with special skills.
Yoke-m-abus : Any form of motorised transport
An onmercifull fe-ad : A very large Sunday dinner partaken after several pints of Guinness
Nollaig Shona Daoibh!
The Connemara Dictionary.
++The Connemara Dictionary, originated in the West of Ireland, particularly in Mayo, Galway and parts of Tipperary after the blueshirts forced the natives to speak English, so they came up with some mock English words of their own. The following are words and phrases, that can often be heard in what some call culchiedom:
A fierce pile of bog : A sizable quantity of bog
G'wan ta fuck autt a dat:Please go away
A Thundering fuck :An unreliable person
A shlap in the face of a brick:To be struck square in the face with a brick
A soft day :Miserable fucking weather
Hardy man :Someone who can survive waking up buck naked in filthy ditch water on January the first after a year long drinking session
Machine : General purpose term used to refer to any man made implement more advanced than a pitch fork
Hang sangwedge :
Salty ham surrounded by two slices stale bread. A buffer of cheap margarine, preferably Blue-Band (half inch thick) must separate the ham from the bread. A top class hang sangwige will of course contain a sprinkling of sand.
A paka ha tayho :A bag of crisps
Finches, ave'u the :Have you the Finches orange soda
Girleen:Any girl an older man would like to get his leg over.
Land Rover :Usually a ford escort van that has seen better days.
Mighty :Indicative of something being very good
Craic :Fun, as in Mighty Craic or The Craic was Mighty
Locked :Very drunk
After a few shcoops :reasonably drunk
Flahed :a state of extreme exhaution, usually brought on by consecutive locked nights
Fien :Man whose name is unknown, or unremembered at the present time.
Fine piece of shtuff :used to describe a person considered attractive.
Bollox :multiple uses, generally derogatory
Cunt of a ting :Something very difficult to do or use.
Jaysus :An expression of surprise.
Be Jaysus :An expression of sheer surprise.
Fukdat :An expression of mild displeasure
Yoke :Just about anything whose proper Description doesn't spring to mind
Fierce :It is, yes.
Eeegit :Somebody less intelligent than oneself. i.e. a complete fool altogether
A cute Hoor :
Somebody more intelligent than oneself. i.e. not a complete fool altogether. In some situations this may refer to a person's ability to weasal out of buying their round of drinks, particularlary in
Co Cork, as in "Ye Cute Cork Hoor".
A tight Kunt:
Similar to "A cute Hoor" and again has very little to do with the fairer sex except in perhaps her inability to fork out for her share of the booze.
Gobshite: Someone very high in the "Eeegit" stakes but will generally be a tourist or perhaps from Loonderry with special skills.
Yoke-m-abus : Any form of motorised transport
An onmercifull fe-ad : A very large Sunday dinner partaken after several pints of Guinness
Nollaig Shona Daoibh!


There is also a case to made that the English would get along a lot easier with that sort of Irishness that doesn’t howl at the moon over their flag , but rather enjoys sharing its poetry , its art and its music with them. The fact that we’ve ended up where we are now is a complicated old mess for sure.tangles of history , theft and violence that have stretched down to the present time through political fears and shenanigans that most ordinary folk had no real control over; any more than they could stop Tony Blair romping off on his Iraq adventures or stop Maggie Thatcher from steaming off to the Falklands. Most people just want a quiet peaceful life that isn’t in the control of despots.
Most people looking on , feel like pawns in a game anyway and mostly watch it all happen through the lens of media commentators. In that respect there will always be a bias to everything we are allowed to consume. A lot will depend on who we choose to believe, in other words.
At a gut level , I have no particular love for a family of privilige such as the Windsors who ultimately parasite on the backs of the population, when all is cut and dried, but that appears to be what a lot of our fellows want to happen. A lot of them, out there, apparently enjoy being ruled. Who can logically figure out the human need to be ruled by another person? ….it really doesn’t make a lot of sense when you lay it out, but there it is .A lot of people will continue to love the glitter and razzle- dazzle of the monarchy just as they love the X-Factor on television and think that what they are listening to is quality music.
Poor and all as a lot of them are , they will continue to love the lowest common denominator, so it’s no surprise that they enjoy the glossy pageantry of the royal lifestyle.it’s certainly not for all of us.
In some respects this is a huge step forward and a very public acknowledgement that far from the “No dogs, no blacks, no Irish”, of the past century the Irish , North and South had a huge hand in building the structure of Britain and had a massive influence on its popular culture and further afield. They built the motorways and cities. The Beatles, Johnny Rotten and his Sex Pistols , Boy George , Morrisey ,Dexys Midnight Runners , all from irish families ,created cultural revolution in England and throughout the world.
My sister worked as a teacher in Manchester. She met a man from Kerry stock whose two old uncles I met at their wedding forty years ago. Those two old worn-out men had come over from Kerry to build the new motorways cutting through 1960′s Britain.These days my sister lives in Windsor,; sometimes the Queen’s deer stray into the bottom of their garden.They have more in common with the queen than someone living on the Shankill Road …
…..Go figure…….
An issue which has now become very apparent by this visit. Articles 2 & 3 were negotiated away for the agreement, so the baseline is, the 26 counties has no call on the 6 counties and Britain does. To regain a united Ireland now, the only way out of this problem is for Sinn Fein to become the dominant power North and South. To gain the south, they will need to win a few more elections, especially in Dublin and that’s where they are heading. A large proportion of Dublin would join commonwealth at the drop of a hat, so to stand on the fringes giving the fingers to the Queen is a no no. That’s the reality. SF will gain the votes by playing the Royal ball and become acceptable in the southern media, i.e it wont be so easy to knock SF by the usual free state journalists. A united Ireland will never be gained by SF in the 6 counties. Only by a powerful 32 county SF political machine will this aspiration be realised. Good on Martin, hope he wore a decent tie.
The bone of contention as you call it was shelved having been thoroughly chewed during the Good Friday negotiations. Majorities of all interested parties have agreed to wait on the will of the people regarding the constitutional issue. What more is there to be said for now? Do you want Michael D to reopen negotiations?
Talk about flogging a dead horse.
Maybe he could have said something aspirational but at this type of occasion it might have seemed a bit rude to bring up a centuries old conflict. Especially when, as I say,it would serve no purpose that I can see, other than to wind up the Unionists, which is always fun I grant you.
As for my reaction to a yes vote, as I would be one of those who voted yes I would be very happy. Also a bit nervous though as I have no Idea if I would be better off economically socially or any other way. It would be a vote with the heart, not the head for me.
I know I like to have a go at SF quite often on here, and maybe play devil’s advocate, but I am not a Unionist. Just contrary.
Yes, I know it all appears surreal .It really is in every way but it is also a very necessary playing out of things in a logical way.It’s taken so long for the Republic to distance itself from its own revolutionary past before these two old enemies and family members can sup together.
This is not to be sniffed at. In the South the political parties are built on murder too so it’s no wonder they want to forget that their own very origins are steeped in bloody mayhem .Why they want to pretend their hands are clean and Northern republicans such as sinn Fein are not is a curiousity. i suppose these things will take time to settle.
This is a step forward for Sinn Fein. When their current leaders are long gone and their future party members, born after the conflict, have none of those same distant memories of conflict that Southern politicians now don’t have, they will be in a position to conduct themselves as an all- Ireland political party with no similar stains of mayhem.
That doesn’t get away from the fact that those in the south have all but abandoned the Northern nationalists long ago, so the only way to re-integrate their memory and aspirations is for Sinn Fein to do it on an all -Ireland basis. Without a conflict forever raging , this should be a purely political task. I think they figured that out a long time ago ….many years ago in fact….but they have to do it in tiny incremental steps. This accepting of an invite to Windsor should be seen as a part of that.
In other words , they are taking as many of their number with them in strength, as is possible. If they don’t want to come , there’s the line in the sand.
Will the next step be taking seats in Westminister while also working the Dail. They might then be pissing into the tent as opposed to pissing out?…Or is it the other way around?
Re: the little squib by the other PK….Methinks our English cousins can hold their own in the quaffing ale stakes even if they’ll never be as loquacious as us windy buggers!!.
The problem has been resolved in a way agreed by the majority in the Good Friday Agreement. What better solution are you suggesting?
What Brits do you want out? All those who consider themselves British?
The GFA is what we have. If you or Gearóid or RJC above can think of a better way forward then let’s have it.
Otherwise I don’t see the point in moaning about it.
None of what you say should happen is going to happen in the real world.
It is of course easier to make grand statements about the evil Brits than to come up with real world solutions.
At least we can agree that a return to violent conflict is definitely not the answer though eh?
Just for the record, any republican worth his salt shouldnt be looking an amnesty,they should be able to stand over their actions. To ask for an amnesty suggests they did something wrong. I suspect the main fans of an amnesty are the british govt and senior members of the provisional movement. Individuals are trying to clear their own deeds i suspect? Whether people like it or not the IRA operated on an army basis ie the foot soldier takes orders from an officer and woe betide he disobeyed an order. I suspect the british operated the same. So if the foot soldier carries out an order like bloody sunday,bloody friday or enniskillen for example, then the foot soldier knows his superior will defend him ie his superior must accept responsibility. Thats the bottom line and thats why the bloody sunday soldier who arrogantly admitted he shot several people wore an aura of untouchability-if he went down he would start a domino effect a bring others with him.
Now on the other hand if the british want an amnesty for all then they would have to declare the IRA were as equal as them and therefore were soldiers in a war. The ‘terrorist’ language would have to be re-written. Alas with mcguinness doing the dealing its highly likely the republican movement will the british off the hook yet again.
Just saying
Did you really think that Michael D was going to make a no-holds barred speech on the reunification of Ireland last night? Surely the role of President is circumscribed and he /she is barred from making overtly “political” speeches.Dare one say that even if Martin had been elected President, he would have been subject to the same restrictions! Is it not up to the real politicians to advance and make persuasive arguments for a United Ireland?
The British like there history but hate to recognise they are fault for ierlands demise,
it is clear there will never be an outspoken appoigey for the tyraney opression and genocide caused,
this matter of ilegal invasion should be brought to the hage for crimes against humanity after all was Cromwell not a tyrant dictator,
did the British have right to cause such illegal invasion and the Genocide caused to half its estimated population of the period of around 1.5 million,
yes denied religouse observation raped murderd and pillaged, homes burnt and people thrown to the streets,
is this the peace process we want to lathed at further humilated by scum,
whilst I see peace as a solution to many of our problems,
sureley the British are a were there nearing getting a way with the shear brutality.
I am of the view,
after the period what came was retaliation further ierland was a 32 county state this was taken illegally crimes against humanity were committed,
cold blooded murder, there can only be one kind of peace the Crown recognising as head of state its Genocide caused to thousands in ierland Norrh and South ierland is not British and can never be British,
nether North or South,
it is Irish republican countys ceased illegally,
I to worked in England and hated the place it is racist against the irish and has always been a racist country,
he political powers feel they are right to have done what they did, and enjoy the opulence of what they took from ierland, they have statues of Cromwell glorifying him,
yet he was a tyrant dictator, the British feel they are right to have done what they had done and wish to be seen in the world as peace keepers yet they march into forigne lands humt down dicators, but fail to look in there own back garden of the shame they bestowed on innocents,
no I dont belive for a moment, Martin Mcguiness r our president has done enougth they have failed the people by not asking the Crown out right for appoligey,
in fact the Crown merley see them as pupets being pulled by strings,
further to add insult to injury our president was he not a failure also two attempts in labour and failed missrabley to become elected,
further ii was more pitty he was elected yet the people made a mistake making a man president who was a coalition exsteamist one of the junta’s who brought Ierland to its knee’s
I dont condone violence of any kind and much prefer the pen to the sword,
for it is mighty,
but we should also recognise we would not be here today or Ierland would be some how diffrent had we not fought for independents,
what really were we fighting for if we dont get appoligey for what rightley caused all this crap in the first place, yes the Illegal invasion caused by Cromwell,
this the Crown is totaly responcible and the weight hangs around there very necks,
but we have gone to far all we ask is appoligeyyand ierland to be returned to 32 countys,
the illegal invasion recognised an appoligey given.
just like the black south affricans were given appoligey for the slave trade,
in the united Kingdom in the late 1990′s its right and fitting the Crown recognises its failings.. e
If Sinn Fein were to adopt a similar attitude to the British Monarchy, it would leave them isolated politically in the south, play to the orange card in the north and we would be no closer to building an Ireland of equals. This needs to be done, if we are to move closer to a United Ireland.
Sinn Fein need to gain ground in the south and to do this they have to meet the Queen with the President of the Republic or they will be remain as objectors on the outside of mainstream southern politics and stay as total southern media fodder.
Now Martin McGuiness and Gerry Adams wont be around forever and a new breed of politician without the ‘alleged’ baggage are up and coming, Mary Lou and Pearce etc. So a 32 county Sinn Fein needs to be set on good rails, I believe the current SF leadership are attempting to do this.
Unionism will never change under its current leadership and indeed may never be able to change at any rate. The plantation mentality is a condition and has never diminished from their ethos. Perhaps, a bit like the old American wagon trail heading west, pitch the wagons in a circle and keep the native Indians out. The world and Ireland are changing around them and in the long term, its their lookout if they don’t budge, they will eventually find themselves standing in sectarian nakedness and will become a total embarrassment to Britain, its already happening bit by bit.
Collusion and the past, is a difficult one. I’d love to see the culprits within the establishment brought to justice, but I reckon, like all things, there will be a 30, 50 or 100 year top secret stamped on the file or if there is a British withdrawal in the future, just like the withdrawal in 1921, they will load the lorries and take the lot with them to be destroyed.