Showing posts with label McGuinness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label McGuinness. Show all posts
Wednesday, 3 September 2014
Tuesday, 2 September 2014
DR STRANGELOVE CRAICS SHANNON AIRPORT
Business is bloody bad, said one Wall Street investor, and the Industrial War Complex is the only place in the US and the City of London, where we can now make money, said another British banker, who requested anonymity.They also said that Kennedy and the U.S. was wrong, not to have gone to nuclear war with Russia, during the Cuban Missile Crises.
"JFK should have nuked Russia. It would have been interesting to see who would have survived. The World is over populated We should listen to the generals, who advocate a first strike," said another, who also requested anonymity.
They continued, saying, that Russia has a hypersonic missile delivery system, capable of penetrating US defence systems, delivering nuclear warheads and other numerous nuclear submarines while monitoring the U.S.
"The Russians are the ones who want war. We have to strike before they hit us. I say nuke 'em before they nuke us!" one exclaimed. Another neo-conservative, retired General, said war is too important to be left to politicians, "They have neither the time, training or the inclination for strategic thought. And the It's high time for a Pentagon coup to take over the U.S. government, from the black man in the White House and go to war."
Before we attack, the general, said the U.S. should have detailed plans for a post war scenario and was rambling on about the famous Dr.Strangelove plan, for post-nuclear war survival, involving living underground with a 20:1, female-to-male ratio.
"Why the hell are you people laughing at Dr. Strangelove and General Buck Turgidson, they make total sense to me. And I know Dick Cheney and Don Rumsfeld privately agree with me."
So what the hell, has all this got to do with Ireland, I hear you ask? Well what's above, is roughly how it all started, and the story finishes for me in Ireland, where two Irishmen, were minding their own business, cutting turf in a EU bog illegally, outside Tralee coincidentally enough, and the end went something along these lines, from what I heard! Now there's a few who still talk blarney so don't blame, I can't vouch for every detail of this story, as communications are down.
The Nuking of Shannon Airport
"Jaysus Seaneen, will you look at that !"
"What John Joe,"says Sean
Will ya look at that mushroom cloud over Shannon. Do ya see that mushroom cloud over there at Shannon Airport?
"Bejasus I do," says John Joe, "That must be one of them big magic mushrooms, that they've been on about."
"Right enough, I can taste something strange in my mouth and it feels like my body is slippin' away from me," says Sean
"Fuck it, Sean, I can feel it too, its like I'm floatin,' Holy fuck!."
Sean, a wee while later, "John Joe I see flower circles all over the bog and the turf is movin' with that breeze, that's coming in waves, over from Shannon, everything is movin. Can you see all them sods of turf flyin' around?'
My eyes are fucked Sean, everything is slow, I can't see right, when I look left and right everything is in slow motion and I feel feckin cat," says John Joe
Fuck me ! "My skin is comin' away in my hands when I touch my face, John Joe."
"I feel like I'm in the DTs after a feed of porter." These were reportedly, to be John Joe's last words.
Well that was the good part and I won't upset any sensitive souls with what followed but it wasn't nice at all, at all.
Well, that's roughly how it all ended for several million people in Ireland, except for a few Connemara people and myself, as I was luckily visiting, when the prevailing west winds from the Atlantic, blew the mushroom cloud all over Ireland, including the north.
Communication were down in Ireland after the event, so details were sketchy. The mushroom cloud drifted all the way over to the east coast to Dublin and up North, where it is reported, that every single Orangeman was nuked. Willie Frazier is reported to have kicked the bucket and died roarin' "No Surrender."Even Ian Paisley died, blaming the IRA and Rome, shoutin', "Unrepentant Fenian Bastards."
Oddly enough all the political prisoners interned, both in Maghaberry and Portlaoise survived, because of the small windows, it is said and got out because the screws were nuked. Some Republicans in South Armagh and Newry survived because of the Mourne mountains. Gerry Adams died in agony, still denying he was ever in the IRA, while McGuinness was roasted alive, blathering on about being Irish or some sort of lies about being a republican. Most of the Blueshirts departed, with their arses on fire.
Sadly one of my favourite Songs, Galway Bay had to be re-written for the Ireland, now turned into a wasteland:
If you ever go across the sea to Ireland,
then maybe at the closing of your day,
you won't sit and watch the moon rise over Claddagh,
Nor see the sun go down on Galway Bay.
Cannot hear again the ripple of the trout stream,
Nor women in the meadows making hay,
Nor sit beside a turf fire in a cabin,
or watch the barefoot gosoons as they play.
For the breezes blowing o'er the sea's from Ireland,
Are poisoned by nuked heather as they blow,
There's no women in the uplands diggin praties,
Speaking language that the strangers do not know.
For the Yankers came made Shannon Tinker Airbase
Changed beautiful Ireland into a wasteland
Gombeens traded Shannon Airport in disgrace
In greedy, greasy sell out hands
.
And if there's going to be be a life hereafter,
And faith somehow I'm sure there's going to be,
I'll ask Spirit to let me make my Heaven,
In that dear land across the Irish sea.
And if there's going to be be a life hereafter,
And faith somehow I'm sure there's going to be,
I'll ask Spirit to let me make my Heaven,
In that dear land across the Irish sea.
So there ye have it, I hope it is all a delusional nightmare or just a bad dream. Mind you it did have its wee moments, I must be very sick or have a tropical fever or somethin'.
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Thursday, 12 June 2014
ROYAL ANALINGUS AGAIN
It will be the third time the former IRA brussel spout has pressed his Majesty's flesh. Muck Guinness said today, that "despite current difficulties" he was "determined to provide forward stinkin political leadership in his capacity as the Deputy Spare Penis and as a representative of all arselickers, I will be licking my Queen again," he said.
"The visit by my Queen is an opportunity to demonstrate my skills at analingus and to further build on a process that is well and truly focked. Despite the current difficulties with my partner Peter, I am determined without being a bitch, that somebody round here will provide stinking political leadership for a failed British Scum State."
"The visit by my Queen is an opportunity to demonstrate my skills at analingus and to further build on a process that is well and truly focked. Despite the current difficulties with my partner Peter, I am determined without being a bitch, that somebody round here will provide stinking political leadership for a failed British Scum State."
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Saturday, 19 April 2014
NEWRY SOUTH ARMAGH RSF WARN McGUINNESS AS SPY SHOT DEAD
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The disgraced chairman of Anglo Irish Bank has been cleared this week of hatching a highly illegal loans-for-shares plot months before the bank’s collapse. Two of his colleagues were found guilty.
Theresa Villiers, who implements British Direct Rule in Ireland, has set out a sharply pro-unionist agenda for her government in dealing with the past conflict in the Six Counties.
A man expelled from the Continuity IRA for criminal activity was shot dead yesterday [Friday] at a diesel depot he operated.
Sinn Fein has been urged to stay away from Easter commemorations after Martin McGuinness attended a royal banquet and toasted England’s queen, Elizabeth Windsor.
Colour party uniforms belonging to Republican Sinn Fein due to be used during an annual easter commemoration in Lurgan this Saturday have been seized during police raids in Craigavon.
Loyalists greeted members of an Irish language rally last weekend with Nazi salutes.
Efforts to boost reconciliation between the 26 County state and Britain during the formal visit to London by 26-County President Michael D Higgins were undermined by a leading Tory’s call this week for the murder of Sinn Fein’s Martin McGuinness.
The Dublin and London governments have signalled a major effort to combat nationalist sentiment in the run-up to the anniversary of the 1916 Rising following this week’s heavily promoted state visit to London by 26-County President Michael D Higgins.
The unionist paramilitary UDA are understood to be planning riots this weekend in the town of Carrickfergus, in County Antrim following serious disturbances last night.
Recent protests over discrimination against Irish language speakers in the north of Ireland are to reach a climax on Saturday with a major demonstration through Belfast city centre.
Well-known loyalist Willie Frazer attempted to personally “arrest” a republican he alleged was ‘on the run’ from a conflict-related prosecution this week. The victims’ campaigner tried moved towards mourners at a funeral in County Down, but was blocked by a line of PSNI police.
Families of those killed in the McGurk’s Bar massacre have succeeded in forcing the British authorities to release an unedited report into the bombing, it has been confirmed.
A committee of the Dublin parliament has recommended that Travellers be recognised as an ethnic minority to combat discrimination as the issue begins featuring in local election campaigns in the 26 Counties.
A struggle to free Ireland of foreign domination resulted in a heroic victory -- but the death of a great Irish leader -- a thousand years ago this week.
Relations between Britain and Ireland have now entered the realm of the surreal.
It is obviously a matter for Sinn Fein who they meet but from the outside this looks like another ‘leadership initiative’ which has nothing to do with improving the material conditions of the working class or advancing towards the Republic.
April 19, 2014 |
ANGLO BOSS GOES FREE
British statement on the past angers victims
Former CIRA man shot dead in west Belfast
McGuinness told ‘stay away’ over banquet controversy
Easter commemorations face PSNI harassment
Loyalist racists confront Irish language demo
Banquet gesture draws Tory hate
Governments working together to manage Rising commemorations
UDA violence linked to Larne arrests
Belfast language protest as Irish speaker faces court
High-profile arrests and prosecutions as OTR furore continues
McGurk’s report to be released uncensored
Calls for recognition of Travellers’ distinct identity
The Battle of Clontarf
Five things we know after last night in Windsor
On meeting monarchy
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