The Royal Farse of Lord Muck Kicking to Royal Licking

The Queen's maid cracked her whip across Lord Muck of Londonderry's back with such force, that it made him cry out like the Derry air in agony. Red whip marks were now covering most of his back and already starting to bleed, making the cruel, arrogant Queen, who was sitting on her throne, watching his punishment, smile in satisfaction. Lord Muck was starting to have second thoughts on whether her majesty's royal arse was for kicking or for licking?. She was enjoying tormenting him in Hillsborough Castle castle in British Occupied Ireland. This former Provo who came here to shake her hand after being involved in the death of her favourite Lord, who now with votes from her commoners and Viceroy Paterson both making her pathetic commoner's lives as miserable as possible, with every slave in Occupied Ireland, living in constant fear of both of them and consequently her. She enjoyed watching Lord Muck cowering at her feet, begging her for mercy and pleading with her not to be whipped and beaten anymore.

She loved the power she had over her Irish collaborators and most of the time when she ordered Lord Muck whipped, he had just done something minor, such as not getting on his hands and knees fast enough to lick her arse or catch the fairies that flew out of her arse every day at noon !.Sometimes she left a speck of dirt on her arse which he had been ordered to clean. But even if the helpless Lord Muck had cleaned and tongue scrubbed to perfection, she would still find a reason to have him whipped, just for entertainment, which is what was happening to the poor Lord Muck right now, who had been scrubbing the Queens arse on his hands and knees, for more than 12 hours without a break, being extra careful that he had not left a speck of dirt anywhere in or on her arse. He was forced to kneel all day so the Queen couldn't find a reason to have him whipped.  However later on, after a day's horse riding, foxhunting and heaven knows what else with Viceroy Paterson, she walked straight down to Lord Muck in her dirty riding boots, who seeing the state of her, desperately started licking her newly dirtied boots, as well as her extremely filthy arse when she spread her thighs again. Working  with his rasping tongue as fast as he possibly could, trying to get them clean once again, before the Queen turned around and saw any dirt.

Unfortunately for Lord Muck of Londonderry he was not fast enough and she turned around and looked straight at him licking and screamed “How dare you disobey me you worthless shame fein pig, I ordered you to clean my arse spotless and look, there's dirt everywhere, and now look at the muck on the bottom of my lovely riding boots from kicking your filthy arse. She then stood up over the cowering Lord Muck, who was still on his hands and knees and screamed “Ill teach you to disobey me you filthy political worm” as she lifted one of her riding boots and rammed it on top of Lord Mucks bowed head, as hard as she could, to remove some of the muck. Then she shouted “Now you'll lick the rest of the muck from the bottom of my boots, you pathetic Stormont worm and to make sure you do a proper job, you will be whipped while you are working, until I am completely satisfied everything is clean.”  She then called over her personal maid who's specific work was whipping the slaves. The maid who was young with long black hair, was a pretty, petite woman but knew exactly how to whip and cause the maximum pain and suffering, while really enjoying her job, waiting every opportunity to whip helpless slaves. She removed a whip from her belt while the queen walked over to her throne, lifting her boot up a little, just enough for Lord Muck to lick. “Hurry up, Muck” she ordered as Lord Muck frantically licked the bottom of her boots, as the whip lashed on his bare back over and over.


Lord Muck managed to lick both boots clean, while the whip relentlessly cracked on his back. Fortunately for Lord Muck the Queen fancied a drop of gin and needed to go to the dining room to get it, so she told her maid to stop. She stood up and looked down at a pathetic Lord Muck at her feet, who was writhing around the floor in agony, when she shouted arrogantly, “normally I would send you  straight to one of Viceroy Paterson's dungeon”, which every slave in Hillsborough Castle feared the most. Being sent to Paterson's dungeon was one way internment without trial. Lord Muck would be forced to spend the rest of his miserable life interned in solitary confinement in a cold, dark and stinking dungeon, just like other political prisoners deep below ground, with no chance of ever being released again. To add to Lord Mucks discomfort the Queen had come up with the evil idea of building dungeons deep below all her ladies toilet hole, directly on top of the dungeon so that when she needed to use her toilets she would drop all her urne and crap all over the helpless Lord Muck trapped down below. The Queen then continued talking and said “However today is your lucky day Lord Muck as I am in need of a royal ass licker for all of my visits to British Occupied Ireland”.


The royal arse licker is a specific slave who licks clean the arse holes of all the royal household after they have taken a crap, since it is unlady like for a royal at court to clean their own arse and because there are an abundance of commoners who aspire to being arse lickers. What better way to put their tongues to good use than to lick clean the dirty royal arseholes. The previous royal arselicker licker had just been executed in her castles dungeon for a lack of respect one of her ladies. The poor bastard didn't know the lady was watching after he finished licking her arse clean and he tried to get the horrible taste of shite out of his mouth by spitting it out which was forbidden. Unfortunately for him it was a serious mistake as she spotted him do it and straight away told the Queen who after having him whipped to death threw him into a dungeon below to "rot with all the other pieces of crap down below” as the Queen put it. All of this to remain a secret under her Official Secrets Act.

The Queen told the whipped Lord Muck in front of her with a mocking voice “You were involved in killing my favourite Lord but because I am such a generous Queen, I am instead of sending you to the dungeon, willing to give you another chance and from now on you will clean all my ladies arses at court with your tongue. "You are now officially my new royal arse licker.” She then said “You should be honoured, that such a lowly Lord Muck, worthless slave like yourself, with a silly job at Stormont, where a large part of my elite, are busy giggling over your speeches and making fun of your performances, rambling on about thinking Irish republicans, while you now have the privilege to lick clean the arses of all the royal ladies at my court, who are clearly far more superior, than a pathetic, ugly political careerist creature, like yourself.” She then told security to take Lord Muck up to the ladies quarters and lock his head above the ladies toilet to start his new job, as her royal arse licker. She also told Viceroy Paterson to put out a story to the British media graduated from the school of arse-licking, sycophancy and pomposity, more formally known as the British Orifice Licking Laboratory Officially Communicating Kinetic Shite (BOLLOCKS for short) that Lord Muck had been lost or possibly accidentally shredded.....(to be continued)

PERVERT PATERSON IN BRITISH OCCUPIED IRELAND

Fabricating or disposing of Evidence

Perverting the course of justice can be any of three acts:

1) Fabricating or disposing of evidence

2) Intimidating or threatening a witness or juror

3) Intimidating or threatening a judge

Also criminal are (a) conspiring with another to pervert the course of justice and (b) intending to pervert the course of justice.

Paterson Perverts Course of Justice ireland

While Owen Paterson was Shadowy Secretary for Occupied Ireland, he came to an agreement with the Ulster Unionist Party to re-establish links which the two parties used to have prior 1972, which included running joint Conservative/UUP candidates for elections. Insane with horses as well as Irish women, he is a passionate supporter of the disgraced and disbanded sectarian UDR and Royal Irish Regiment which is based in his English base Tern Hill and he still wears a wristband backing the Regiment.

His parliamentary record shows him as consistently voting against gay rights.Paterson married into royalty to the Hon. Rose Ridley the daughter of Matthew Ridley, 4th Viscount Ridley, niece of Nicholas Ridley, Baron Ridley of Liddesdale. Last year Paterson and his wife took part in the Mongolian Derby which is the world’s longest horse race across 1,000 kilometers of the Mongolian Steppe for 10 days, to raise £50,000 for the Royal Irish Regiment Benevolent Fund.

Paterson has sent the highly respected, traditional Irish republican Marian Price back to jail, because, he said she breached the terms of the licence on which she had been released in 1980, from a life sentence for the March 1973 Provisional IRA bombing of London, almost 40 years ago. But Marian Price was not actually on licence. She received a full royal pardon or “Royal Prerogative of Mercy” when she was freed in 1980 because she was on the brink of death after being force fed in an English prison for 200 days.

The security and surveillance state of Occupied Ireland has been the laboratory to test counter revolution with thousands of agents, intelligence gatherers, spies, clandestine operatives, analysts and armed paramilitary units living in their world of schitzophrenic opposites, of good and evil, black and white, opponent and ally. In Paterson's world there is nothing in between.You are either for the British empire or against it. You are either a British patriot or an Irish terrorist or as his friend the Lord Mayor of London Boris has said "lefty crap" of freedom. 

His crusade along with his God fearing Unionist friends, allies and fellow English paramilitary police chief in occupied Ireland, born again Baggot, is to physically eradicate evil Irish people from the face of Ireland. There are now numerous government agencies and private companies that work for British intelligence in locations all around the world based on researched methods in Ireland. In Iraq the process was known as Ulster on the Euphrates

Eamonn McCann one of the World's leading civil right's campaigners wrote

" There are many people - by no means all of them sympathetic to Price's politics - who are quite prepared to disbelieve this.

Others will find it impossible to believe that a Secretary of State could supply incorrect and misleading information in a fraught and sensitive case. But, oh yes, he could.

But this is wild and wacky Northern Ireland, where normal rules don't apply, where due process is optional and, at the whim of a politician, where anything goes." 

"would appear to fall within the concept of perverting the course of justice".

Perverting the course of justice in both English and Irish law, is a criminal offence in which someone prevents justice from being served on himself or on another party. It is a common law offence carrying a maximum sentence of life imprisonment. This un-elected, English arrogant, autocratic, pervert in Ireland, who has kidnapped Marian in her own land, if his own standards were applied to due process, then he himself without a fair trial, would be imprisoned for the rest of his natural life in an Irish prison and tortured in solitary confinement. The way the political temperature is rising in Occupied Ireland currently on this matter, there would be plenty of volunteers to administer it. 

Perverting the course of justice can be any of three acts:

1) Fabricating or disposing of evidence

2) Intimidating or threatening a witness or juror

3) Intimidating or threatening a judge

Also criminal are (a) conspiring with another to pervert the course of justice and (b) intending to pervert the course of justice.

The case of Marian Price is about the tools of the huge network of operatives and agencies that demonize people the world over. Those who who are not subservient to the now fascist Empire are now threatened with the power to detain people and strip them of all due process. A new law which will be announced in the forthcoming Queen's Speech in May, will allow GCHQ to access the content of emails, calls or messages without a warrant. It will permit the security and surveillance state to brand as terrorists any nonviolent protester such as Marian Price and movements such as her political prisoner support group, along with social and political critics of the British occupation in Ireland, where the un-elected Paterson in Ireland, believes he has right to kidnap and intern without trial in their own land.

Marian Price may very well die in a British prison without any trial, or sentence or even a release date and not even a date has been set when the Parole Commission will review her case. She has been arrested twice and brought before a non-jury Diplock Court. A judge has ordered twice that she was no danger to the public and that she be released on bail, while having access to the same intelligence reports as Paterson. Each time this unelected arrogant English Tory Paterson overruled the judge, over ruled the terms of the royal pardon and ordered his other English paramilitary Baggot to kidnap her and intern Marian without trial in solitary confinement for more than 300 days, after she had previously been force fed for 200 days in another English prison while she was on hunger strike, as a protesting political prisoner of conscience.

If this British terrorism and kidnapping in Ireland is not reversed, it will turn not just Ireland but also Britain itself into secret service despotism, leaving people without a voice, trapped in fear of state terror, afraid of any small comment or small action, such as signing a petition to be misinterpreted, to push people out of jobs or send them to jail without a trial or process like Marian and her many fellow comrades, who are also politically interned. This is the future for our children if we don't stand together against it and with Marian. We better make a stand now while we still can.

This English Tory pervert of the course of justice, is disturbing the peace in Ireland .He has already broken the Weston Park terms of a so called peace process in Ireland, that was sold to republican activists, who were made to understand all political prisoners would be released unconditionally under the terms of the process. The Agreement as voted and sold to the Irish people has been broken in no uncertain terms and several key issues of human rights and civil rights have not been enacted or implemented. 

The reality is that the so called Peace Agreement in Ireland has been broken or well and truly buried by the British in no uncertain terms. Every thinking Irish republican or even the most neanderthal of nationalists knows, that the murder of Marian Price while politically interned, signals the absolute return of full scale war on the Irish people, who will once again be forced to defend themselves with the deadly consequence of what has been witnessed for the last forty years in Ireland from which seemingly the British have learned nothing.

The Pervert Paterson has re-created the monster of internment in Ireland and it will be difficult, maybe impossible, to free ourselves from it. The British taxpayers, intelligence agencies and private contractors, feed paranoia, rumour, demonization of any critical free speech, with invented narratives to the mainstream media. They justify their existence, and their huge sums of taxpayers monies, by turning everything and every free thinking citizen, into a potential threat. Left to their own devices by the time they finish they will turn Ireland and even England into a gulag.

The petition FREE THE IRISH MARIAN PRICE can be found at the link by that name at CARE2

http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/free-the-irish-marian-price/