"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." ~ Bob Hope"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain." ~ Mark Twain
"A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles." ~ Edgar Watson Howe
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." ~ Jonathan Swift
"Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary." ~ Julius Rosenwald"Endless money forms the sinews of war." ~ Marcus Tullius Cicero
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." ~ Robert W. Sarnoff
"Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." ~ Unknown
"He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money." ~ Benjamin Franklin
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."~ Jackie Mason
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." ~ J. Paul Getty
"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." ~ Dorothy Parker
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." ~ E E Cummings
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed." ~ Kin Hubbard
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle." ~ Ken Hakuta
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." ~ George Bernard Shaw
"Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." ~ Henry Fielding
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy." ~ Spike Milligan
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." ~ Groucho Marx"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." ~ Woody Allen
"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five." ~ W. Somerset Maugham"Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand." ~ Aphra Behn
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." ~ Errol Flynn
"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting." ~ Billy Rose
"Never spend your money before you have it." ~ Thomas Jefferson
"No man's credit is as good as his money." ~ Edgar Watson Howe
"One man's wage increase is another man's price increase." ~ Harold Wilson"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving." ~ George Eliot
"Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot live." ~ Charles Caleb Colton
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." ~ Ernest Haskins
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." ~ Rita Rudner
"The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means." ~ Sir Henry Taylor
"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." ~ Katharine Whitehorn
"The love of money is the root of all evil." ~ Bible, 1 Timothy 6:10
"The rich are the scum of the earth in every country." ~ G. K. Chesterton
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." ~ Kin Hubbard
"There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody." ~ Adlai E. Stevenson
"When is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion." ~ Voltaire
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