Thursday, 12 June 2014


It will be the third time the former IRA brussel spout has pressed  his Majesty's flesh. Muck Guinness said today, that "despite current difficulties" he was "determined to provide forward stinkin political leadership in his capacity as the Deputy Spare Penis and as a representative of all arselickers, I will be licking my Queen again," he said.

"The visit by my Queen is an opportunity to demonstrate my skills at analingus and to further build on a process that is well and truly focked. Despite the current difficulties with my partner Peter, I am determined without being a bitch, that somebody round here will provide stinking political leadership for a failed British Scum State."

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