Phunky Phuker's Poop

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If they knew about this, pampered Ulster pooches would choke on their Irish stew or Ulster frys. In Asia, however, the dogs aren't so fussy. For them, another dog's steaming offering is an appetizing free lunch. Only one thing tempts them more, human excrement. It's so much tastier than dog dirt that they go crazy for it. Lacking a toilet in her own home, a local pupil at my friend's school used to lay her logs in the forest. She also had a pet dog. Each day, as she set off for the trees, her canine companion would be hard on her heels. Her turds would barely touch the ground before he gobbled them up. Toilet paper was quite unnecessary. For dessert, he would clean her up with his rasping tongue.

The high and mighty of Ulster often take their usual winter breaks from the cold Irish winter in beautiful exotic places like Phuket, otherwise known as the Pearl of the Andaman. Indeed more than a few secret affairs of the rich and famous have been uncovered there. The following is an incident that happened prior to X-Mas the real names have been altered for legal reasons and any resemblance is coincidental.

A Phuket bargirl swallowed an Ulsterman’s diamond ring after he refused to pay her for services she rendered to him and his his high profile female partner after an all-night menage-a-trois in Cherngtalay. The local police received a complaint from a bargirl who fingered an Ulsterman identified as Mr William and his partner a well known Ulster celebrity. The 28-year-old bargirl claimed she was assaulted and accused of being a jewelry-gulping culprit.

Mr William under interrogation, told the police that on the evening of December 8 he went to a non alcoholic pub, where he met Panjit and a friend named Pla. Mr William invited Panjit to join him for a three-way at his hotel in Phuket, with his partner who for legal reasons we shall call Irish, who it is believed was suffering emotionally in a loveless marriage.

All was going well. Panjit reported that the Ulsterman ejaculated twice with each of them during the first session and repeated the performance five hours later under duress from his female partner. But when it came time to cough up, the Ulsterman’s performance was less impressive. He refused to pay the 2,000 baht he had promised to Panjit she told the police.

When the Ulsterman went to the bathroom, Panjit searched his drawers and found a diamond ring, which she hid in her bra. The Ulsterman immediately discovered the theft and demanded the ring back, searching her intimately for the missing jewel. Panjit said that Mr William slapped her, which so enraged her that she swallowed the encrusted annulus while he wasn’t looking.

After the police were called, she began having stomach spasms, diamonds being somewhat harder to digest than somtam. This led the police to suspect that she had swallowed the ring. An X-ray at Phuket International Hospital confirmed it. Doctors there gave Panjit laxatives in an attempt to purge the ring, which Mr William said was a family heirloom passed down though generations frm Holland and possibly even a few digestive tracts.

Panjit was then apparently released and, for reasons unknown, returned to Mr William’s hotel. The Ulsterman and his partner stood by with plastic bags at the ready to collect the excrement from over 20 bouts of explosive diarrhea that she experienced but Phuker the dog got their first, so still no ring. She became so ill she had to be readmitted to hospital this time to Wachira Phuket Hospital where she finally gave birth to a beautiful diamond ring which Irish put on her marriage finger immediately, after she recovered it from a dog called Phuker who has one milky eye, countless skin lesions with a scrotum big enough to carry his golf clubs as he  faithfully follows Panjit everywhere. Hardly petting zoo material but he gives a whole new meaning to "rimming" as William and Irish will vouch for.

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The Holocaust was discrimination, harassment and eventual liquidation of European Jews by Nazi Germany and it's allies. The Nazi called this organized murderous policy as 'The Final Solution'.  


The Nazis also believed in the chosen race and racial theories that made them superior to everyone else, especially the Jews and Gypsies. Others eliminated included homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Free Masons, physically and mentally handicapped people, socialists and dissidents. 


Out of the nine million Jews from twenty-one European countries, six million were killed in the Holocaust. Nazis established a total of thirty-nine concentration camps. Infants, young children, old people and the infirm were all usually gassed had to face hard labour, starvation, exposure, brutality and disease. Nearly 1.5 million Jews died in Auschwitz alone.  


After the Nazis invaded the Soviet Union, Jews in those territories were rounded up and killed they were also marched to wooded ravines in the outskirts of towns, forced to dig ditches and then made them undress before being shot, falling in the open grave on top of one another.  


The camps were also notorious for using inmates as guinea pigs to carry on horrific experiments, sterilization and castration. Children were experimented on by the 'Angel of Death', Dr. Josef Mengele. 


Many individuals and groups in Germany and the occupied countries, did everything they could, at considerable personal risk, to help save the Jews and other people from the Nazis. The number of collaborators, unfortunately, were higher. 


Many Nazis were hanged for their crimes. Criminals today on the other hand, are getting away with their war crimes. The Holocaust stands out for it frightening rationality and efficiency in systematically killing people, but, when you look at events in Palestine, Gaza, Iraq and Afghanistan, it seems nothing has been learned about respecting human rights and human lives.


I urge you to investigate for yourself Gaza's reality, share information about what is really happening in Gaza with your friends and colleagues and let them decide for themselves if Gaza is another Warsaw ghetto. Please support the boycott of War criminals worldwide as you identify them.  


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L'Adamsgate Scandal in Ireland

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The RUC/PSNI despite considerable anger are still not prosecuting the Adams case and stand accused of being involved in wholesale child abuse, following  revelation that a thirteen-year-old boy from the Ardoyne area was

"blackmailed by the discredited force into working as a low level informer against his own community," 

The family have been in contact with a reputable human

rights lawyer and have also contacted both the Irish and British governments with a view to getting the child's case raised at the European Court of Human Rights."

"But I also hold the very strong view that republicans need to lead by example." Quote - Gerry Adams

Gerry Adams the master of vacuous soundbites has himself generated more than a few recently

"Gerry Adams is a Liar " more than 20 publications have said thia.

"As a Catholic, albeit one who has much difficulty with many of the

religion's tenets, I am shocked and ashamed by this particular cover-up."

"While I sympathise to a certain extent with sincere Catholics who

refuse to acknowledge the perverted crimes of so many you should be aware that your wilful ignorance of these criminal acts puts yet more children at risk even now. There comes a point where deliberate refusal to see the facts makes an accomplice of even the most decent of people. My faith and the sanctity of a child's innocence come first for me."

"They were assisted by the " GARDA "police force of Ireland:' to rape, terrorise, and destroy innocent children's lives: What they have done in the name of Our Lord Jesus Christ who died on the cross to save us all, is beyond words. Sorry if i hurt your feelings, but the truth is a hard pill to swallow."

"The arrogance is astounding. would Jesus think this was representative of his church or would he condemn them. By their fruits you shall know them Jesus says anyone who causes a child to sin it would be better if he had never been born."

Their management style is dogmatic, autocratic and keep mouth shut and do as you are told; 'we are not here to answer your questions, so don't accuse us of anything, we are whiter than white. This style of management went out with Noah's Ark, in their eyes they are accountable to no-one.

"As a Roman Catholic and as an American..I'm deeply ashamed at the bowing and grovelling being shown to this horrible man. He gave a speech the other day "apologizing" for the abuse..as if he hadn't had such a part in protecting the abuser. A large spittle hung in the right corner of his lying, duplicitous mouth. He is the devil incarnate in patent leather gucci."

" Catholics and Republicans who close their eyes to this awful tragedy are doing their beliefs no good. Reform it and fix it. Expose the demons before nothing is left. Sadly"

Gerry Adams facilitated this cover-up and endangered children for decades by not fulfilling his responsibilities, to ensure the protection of children in West Belfast and  Muirhevnamor, places that republican law was applied equally to all and allowing his brother to be beyond the reach of parents who entrusted Adams with leadership responsibilities, that included the protection of their children.

Failure to report suspected abuse is against the law and harms children. Every state has laws that require responsible citizens to report suspected child abuse to the appropriate law enforcement agency or child protective service. In Adams case the IRA.  When circumstances suggest a reasonable suspicion that a child could be a victim of abuse, a report is required. It is not the job of the "mandatory reporter" to investigate the facts in these cases. The law simply directs them to file a report with a law enforcement agency or child protective service whenever facts might suggest a reasonable suspicion of abuse. Mandatory reporters are not permitted to pick and choose which cases they will report based on their personal opinion. Those who may feel that there is nothing wrong with adult-child sex cannot simply pretend child rape is merely consensual sex. By law, an underage girl cannot consent to sex. Nor does the law allow a mandatory reporter to decide whether or not a report should be filed based on the statements of the child, because cover stories are often concocted to cover up cases of abuse. Failure to comply with child abuse reporting laws is a criminal offense and it is also a felony to assist in perpetrating the ongoing abuse of a child. If an elected official facilitates child abuse by their failure to report, the victim and/or her parents may be able to recover damages against them."

"Given his choice to turn a blind eye to known sexual abuse, the operator could be targeted not only for obstructing justice by covering up the crimes, but perhaps even as an ongoing accomplice to them."

Rev Thomas Doyle, a US Air Force chaplain in Germany and a specialist in Church law, has said, ‘There are too many authenticated reports of victims having been seriously intimidated into silence to assert that such intimidation is the exception and not the norm.’

"And so Adams has visited the sins of the father upon the whole of Ireland and more particularly republicanism?"