Sunday, 8 July 2012


"A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." Bob Hope"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain." ~ Mark Twain
"A man is usually more careful of his money than he is of his principles." ~ Edgar Watson Howe
"A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart." Jonathan Swift
"Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary." Julius Rosenwald"Endless money forms the sinews of war." Marcus Tullius Cicero
"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears." Robert W. Sarnoff
"Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." Unknown
"He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money." Benjamin Franklin
"I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something."Jackie Mason
"If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning." ~Aristotle
"If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars." J. Paul Getty
"If you want to know what god thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to." Dorothy Parker
"I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart." E E Cummings
"It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed." Kin Hubbard
"Lack of money is no obstacle. Lack of an idea is an obstacle." Ken Hakuta
"Lack of money is the root of all evil." George Bernard Shaw
"Make money your god and it will plague you like the devil." ~ Henry Fielding
"Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy." Spike Milligan
"Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy." Groucho Marx"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons." Woody Allen
"Money is like a sixth sense without which you cannot make a complete use of the other five." W. Somerset Maugham"Money speaks sense in a language all nations understand." ~ Aphra Behn
"My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income." Errol Flynn
"Never invest your money in anything that eats or needs repainting." Billy Rose
"Never spend your money before you have it." Thomas Jefferson
"No man's credit is as good as his money." Edgar Watson Howe
"One man's wage increase is another man's price increase." ~ Harold Wilson"One must be poor to know the luxury of giving." George Eliot
"Riches may enable us to confer favors, but to confer them with propriety and grace requires a something that riches cannot live." Charles Caleb Colton
"Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have." Ernest Haskins
"Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." Rita Rudner
"The art of living easily as to money is to pitch your scale of living one degree below your means." Sir Henry Taylor
"The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." Katharine Whitehorn
"The love of money is the root of all evil." Bible, 1 Timothy 6:10
"The rich are the scum of the earth in every country." G. K. Chesterton
"The safest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it in your pocket." Kin Hubbard
"There was a time when a fool and his money were soon parted, but now it happens to everybody." Adlai E. Stevenson
"When is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion." Voltaire

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