Monday, 13 October 2014

IRA CHIEF LIKES HIS QUEEN'S LONG & GLORIOUS REIGN





Martin McGuinness was again overheard in conversation last week talking about the Queen of England, saying, "I like her..(whisper)... in her long and glorious reign." BBC also reported that former Chief of Staff of the Irish Republican Army, Martin McGuinness, likes the Queen. It also reports in an article today, that British scientists are warning, that an army of species is poised to invade Britain.

The Quagga discovered in a river near London was discovered just weeks ago. Apparently It gets nice shelter from living between native English species and feeds on their waste product. The Quagga has a body curve and striping pattern that mimics the English, so they can really hide very nicely among their co-invaders."

These mutual benefits continue up the food chain, with larger species such as the Goby, following the path. These bottom-feeders pose a massive threat to UK natives such as the bullhead. The following is a BBC map to demonstrate the invasion of Britain.




Now being prone to the occasional mistake, as some of you may have noticed and being unfamiliar with this English term, 'bottom feeder', I consulted the Urban Dictionary on the matter and below are their definitions, which are a lot more objective and civilized, than my own feelings on this matter. It is a subject that most Irish republicans, steer clear of for peace of mind. It is an issue however that is looming, within the framework of any compromised solution in Ireland, that republicans will have to deal with, and certainly a matter that the former IRA Chief of Staff McGuinness, has factored into settlement.


bottom feeder
Informally - a man who commonly engages in oral-anal contact (rimming) with his (oftentimes dominant) female partner. Sometimes used as a term of mock-affection.
Maybe my little bottom feeder wants to fetch me a glass of water.
by robert h. February 26, 2006
bottom feeder

leech, or in other words a total lack of responsibility to provide for oneself. Relies heavily upon friends, neighbors or anyone really for sustenance. a slacker through and through.
Bart wakes up and thinks to himself, "dang, i dont have any money still" so he leaves his wallet at home on purpose and later says to his friends, "Whoops, I forgot my wallet today again, could you please buy my lunch again?" what a bottom feeder.
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Bottom Feeder
a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person.
Rafael Rubio aka tsun420 is a real bottom feeder.
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bottom feeder
A person who has more or less failed in life and is at peace with it.
"He's a no-good bottom feeder!"
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bottom feeder
term used to describe the boomerang child who returns to the family home to take up adult residence in the basement
Carl finished college and immediately assumed the position of bottom feeder.
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bottom feeder
The absolute lowest and filthiest form of life, that is so much of a scumball that every living and non-living peice of matter would benefit from it's/their death.
Clint is such a bottom feeder that he was walking down the alley next to the trashcan and got hungry. When he leaned in to grab some shit infested day-old throw-up, not only the flies flew away, but the trash can grew legs and ran away!
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Bottom Feeder
A person of relative affluence who has achieved little on his own, and is only where he is because of the advantages that his family pampered him with. While this at times can be okay, the bottom feeder fails to acknowledge this fact due to an emotionally abusive childhood, and maintains an obtuse arrogance and indifference towards everyone around him who has to work for a living.
Frank is such a bottom feeder. Had he grown up on the mean streets of Detroit he'd be such a crackhead for his herd mentality and immaturity.
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bottom feeder
A girl or guy who at the end of a night out (club, pub,
bar, etc) whom has failed to hook up, or pull. either because of their apparent lack of game or just because they are unatractive unless you've consumed massive ammounts of alcohol. Usually the later. They are usually preyed on by those who choose to get some action easily.

Bottom Feeders are also found in large numbers at dive bars usually in groups.

Beware there is always a Cock Blocker in the bunch!!
There is also a good chance there is a good looking girl in the group, bottom feeders keep her around to attract the single guys hoping that they will talk to them instead of their hot friend. The opposite of this is that the hot girl has low self esteem and hangs out with the bottom feeders to make herself feel prettier.
she is also easy pickings...
"this place is full of bottom feeders"
"its gettin late, time to fish for bottom feeders"
"bottom feeders at 8 o'clock"
"im trashed bring on the bottom feeders"
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Bottom Feeder
"Bottom Feeder" is also a common term within the Mobile Disc Jockey Industry for those Mobile DJ's who are not concerned with professionalism, improving their skills or learning anything new. They put little or no preparation into their performances and only obtain clients by underbidding other companies and offering the lowest price. They do not use proper equipment and provide no backup equipment or music library and usually have no insurance. Consumers fall prey to the financially appealing sales pitch and do not find out until their event, that they got no bargain.
DJ's that charge $150 to do a wedding are bottom feeders!
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Bottomfeeder
A lazy, drunk, pot-smoking loser who can't hold down a job or keep a lady. A bottomfeeder is used to sucking dry everyone he knows for his own benefit. Extremely worthless & non-handy, this person wouldn't know a how to fix his own ass if it were broken. Usually the product of consentual-incest or rape, this person is angry and hostile for the conditions in which he was raised - yet unwilling to pick his fat-ass up to change it. Always unable to admit that his surroundings are fuct and his family are crackheads and simply all-out 'unintelligent inbreds'. 9 times out of 10 his Mother is a controlling cunt who thinks she is God.
Dude, that Duane Alcorn is one hell-of-a Bottomfeeder. What worthless Fuck!
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Bottomfeeder
an individual who seeks undesirable women. Salute bottomfeeders, they take out the garbage so we dont have to
I might not have the highest standards, but im no bottomfeeder.
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bottom feeder
is a pigeon toed, snake belly slitherin,horse faced, rat toothed, tumble weed brained, always simpin never pimpin, low down, dumpster divin, remedial, gutter sludge gobblin, eatin french fries out of a garbage can by king pin donuts in berkely CA and lovin them nasty ass mutha fuckers and laughin about it when my homey asked that rancid bitch where she got them things even though we watched her pick them out of the can like the lower level, sub human, cro magnon, non-evolved, with her fucked up shell toed adidas slung over her shoulder, dirty deer foot bitch that she is.
damn did you see that bottom feeder? that bitch just ate that half a jelly filled donut off the ground i just spit on. what a dirty bottom feedin bitch!
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bottom feeder
One of higher social standing, attractiveness, or intelligence level whom chooses to prey on those whom are poor, weak, or vulnerable.
Hitler and company tended to paint Jews as bottom feeders with regards to how they treated the poor in Germany.

The JAP (Jewish American Princess) girl attaches herself to the lower socioeconomic degenerate in high school who has nothing, so that he focuses all his energies and attention on her.
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Bottom Feeder
The accumulation of alcohol in the bottom of saved liquor bottles. The remnants later used to create a disgusting conglomeration of various alcohols for shots. Poor mans shots.
Lets mix all the alohol from the bottom of our old liqour bottles and create a bottom feeder shot!
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bottom feeder
This is a person who generally refuses to purchase anything at normal prices. They make it a habit to wait for sales to hit a low point on things they want to buy. Then try to sweeten their deal by offering a lower price knowing the seller is anxious to sell. Generally this pisses the seller off but just to move the inventory many times they cave-in to the buyer price.
"I got this new Yahama 1000 advertised in the paper at cost and this bottom feeder shows up wanting to buy it for $300 under cost."

"It is always the case that as soon as I mark the items down to wholesale prices the bottom feeders come in and want even more off knowing I need to move this inventory."
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bottom feeder
One who has less than the beatest. A person who has zero and thinks he has one.
A person like bust, will often run away from bars tabs, drive east on I-80, ask his friends for more money to pay the whores. Bust will take his girlfriend to in-n-out burger acting like they take debit cards, he will go through the drive through and order, when it comes time to pay he says, "oops I only have my card, I guess we cant pay." Bust also lives in a garage with stuart little and he hits duche from behind. The guy is a bottom feeder.
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bottom-feeder
A male or female who hooks up with their friend's ex-boy/girlfriend because they are easy access as a relationship is already established.
Tim and Steve were quick to talk shit about Emily, but when she and Rick broke up the two bottom-feeders even quicker to move in on her for an easy lay.
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bottomfeeder
Groupie or Moupie (male groupies), DJ whore, Stalker. Individual who follows the DJ of a club or a band in cult like form. Trustfund baby or wanna be industry person with no talent who feeds off the performer's fame in order to elevate their own worth. Delusional follower and parasite.
"That bottomfeeder was insisting she was on the guest list and demanded to speak the the band."
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bottom feeder
Someone who is willing to do just about anything to get a deal. It doesn't matter if what they're buying is junk, if they feel that the price is good, they'll do anything to get the deal (including standing in long-lines for hours and clipping dozens of coupons to physical violence and door crashing).
(Between two salesmen) Yep, we've got this $39 off-brand DVD player for all of the bottom feeders. Don't try to upsell them on anything else, just ring them up and get them the hell out of our store. We'll see them again when it breaks after two weeks of use, then we'll get them into a entry level piece.
by ColtC August 16, 2005

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bottom feeder
Somebody who pays for hookers, and then fails to have sex with them.
Justin is a bottom feeder because paid for two prostitutes but ending up masterbating.
by Justin Platt April 07, 2006

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bottom feeder
White women that date black men. Aka Mud Shark
Lisa dates Tyron she is a bottom feeder
by Brian S October 16, 2003
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